…and it is written in blood with the scrawl of a dying madman on pages of dried flesh. Let me make this clear, this shit is WRONG, right? Introducing the latest squamous treat for your lunchtime horror: the OctoDog.
Because, you know, we NEEDED a way to make hot dogs more horrifying than merely just contemplating the processed awfulness that they contain.
Ea! Ea! Cthulhu fhtagn TASTY!
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. As a species…. we are fucking DOOMED.
DOOMED.
Guh.
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12/13/2004 at 7:48 pm
Sydney
holy shut u reallly need some help dude
1/9/2006 at 4:00 pm
Kenesis X
Yes indeed we are doomed, Wait for the call of cthulu when hells gates open and the antichris rules this fucking earth we will all live in euphoria and rebel and kill and fuck in joy.
>Lawlessness ^_^
3/3/2006 at 3:46 pm
dougie
ah luvs chemicals. lighten up dudes and dudetttes. what u don no wont hurt ya
2/18/2007 at 11:07 am
mouseboy
sup kenesis , me and jo have proved you wrong time and again so looks like im doing it again. As a species we are doomed because we’ve been infected with the most dangerous illness of all , stupid. Looks like you’ve got it pretty bad.