Welcome to the al-Qaida Bar & Grill, can I tell you about our daily specials? Today we’re having a special on our Hamas Hummus, as well as our PLO BLT. If that’s not to your tastes, perhaps you’d like to try our new Intifada Enchilada? If that’s still not to your taste, our Chef’s Specials today are the Achille Lauro Lamb, which has its legs lightly broken before being thrown into a salt-water marinade, or possibly our new Karbalah Farfalle?
Perhaps a wine list? Oh, maybe not.
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