It’s bad enough that I’m on the phone with Dell support.
It’s worse that it’s been a busy day, and I’m on hold when I really can’t afford to be.
What’s worst is the hold music.
Ahem.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THAT IF I HEAR ANY MORE ENYA WITHIN A WEEK’S TIME I WILL START HUNTING TODDLERS AND COLLECTING THEIR BLOODY TORSOS TO BUILD A GIANT, GORE-DRIPPING CHILD-TORSO-MOBILE OVER THE HEADQUARTERS OF WHOEVER BUILT THEIR IVR SYSTEM AND WHOEVER CHOSE THIS MUSIC. I WILL NEED TWICE THE NUMBER OF GORY-SPURTING HEADLESS TODDLER TORSOS, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU WENT AND MADE ME DO ARGHATGHGHGHATHGHG.
Ahem.
I do so hate Enya.
