mindful rage » 2005 » July » 25 http://www.halberd.org we do nothing important, and we're very good at it Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:23:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 en Exploding Heads For All! http://www.halberd.org/2005/07/25/exploding-heads-for-all/ http://www.halberd.org/2005/07/25/exploding-heads-for-all/#comments Mon, 25 Jul 2005 18:29:44 +0000 Matt http://www.halberd.org/2005/07/25/exploding-heads-for-all/ It’s bad enough that I’m on the phone with Dell support.

It’s worse that it’s been a busy day, and I’m on hold when I really can’t afford to be.

What’s worst is the hold music.

Ahem.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THAT IF I HEAR ANY MORE ENYA WITHIN A WEEK’S TIME I WILL START HUNTING TODDLERS AND COLLECTING THEIR BLOODY TORSOS TO BUILD A GIANT, GORE-DRIPPING CHILD-TORSO-MOBILE OVER THE HEADQUARTERS OF WHOEVER BUILT THEIR IVR SYSTEM AND WHOEVER CHOSE THIS MUSIC. I WILL NEED TWICE THE NUMBER OF GORY-SPURTING HEADLESS TODDLER TORSOS, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU WENT AND MADE ME DO ARGHATGHGHGHATHGHG.

Ahem.

I do so hate Enya.

]]> http://www.halberd.org/2005/07/25/exploding-heads-for-all/feed/