I am currently sitting outside of a Best Buy waiting for them to open in about… 6 hours. Wife and I are 6 and 7 in line. I am insane. I am going more insane.
A Best Buy employee gave us the WEP key for their wifi, so I borrowed someone’s laptop to keep in touch with the world at large. I have a problem. Clearly. For many reasons.
Drums, drums in the deep. There is no way out. We cannot escape.
They come.

