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	<title>mindful rage &#187; 2007 &#187; March &#187; 08</title>
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		<title>Who Asked You</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m standing in line at the local store to grab a couple of tickets for the recent OMG XOBX HEUG LOL Mega Millions drawing.  Right as I get up to the counter, some dude behind me who looks like a reject from a George Michael lookalike contest says to his friend &#8220;Man, I can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;m standing in line at the local store to grab a couple of tickets for the recent OMG XOBX HEUG LOL Mega Millions drawing.  Right as I get up to the counter, some dude behind me who looks like a reject from a George Michael lookalike contest says to his friend &#8220;Man, I can&#8217;t believe people waste their money on this shit.&#8221;</p>
<p>I was feeling merciful, since I can see where he&#8217;s coming from.  To me, the lottery is a fun, momentary escape from the daily doldrums.  It&#8217;s fun to dream for a moment or three.  Do I expect anything?  Of course not.  Harmless fun, and I have a hard limit of $2.</p>
<p>But as I&#8217;m fishing my keys out of my coat, I see him drop a $10 on the counter and say &#8220;Gimme a pack of Parliament Lights.&#8221;</p>
<p>Had I only known&#8230;</p>
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