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	<title>mindful rage &#187; 2007 &#187; June &#187; 12</title>
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		<title>Lowe Value</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve surely mentioned our interesting vending machine at work.  The one where you can play a little game after a purchase and get a chance to win a prize?  If not, now I have.  Today I managed to luck out and win $5 from the arbitrary little soda-spitter.  I punch in my reward code, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve surely mentioned our interesting vending machine at work.  The one where you can play a little game after a purchase and get a chance to win a prize?  If not, now I have.  Today I managed to luck out and win $5 from the arbitrary little soda-spitter.  I punch in my reward code, and it begins spitting out quarters.</p>
<p>One of which, on the face, has a rather well-done color portrait of <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=117955" title="DEREK LOWE!?" target="_blank">Derek Lowe</a>, along with a baseball backdrop and his team name and number.</p>
<p>Derek Lowe?  Come on, people.  Seriously?  Derek Lowe.</p>
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