mindful rage » 2008 » January http://www.halberd.org we do nothing important, and we're very good at it Tue, 20 May 2008 17:40:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 en All Consultants Should Be Vetted http://www.halberd.org/2008/01/30/all-consultants-should-be-vetted/ http://www.halberd.org/2008/01/30/all-consultants-should-be-vetted/#comments Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:37:24 +0000 Matt http://www.halberd.org/2008/01/30/all-consultants-should-be-vetted/ …by a committee consisting of myself and a sawed-off shotgun.

Seriously.  The new programmer who has the cube on the other side of mine has “Bananaphone” as a fucking ringtone.  I am about to lose my goddamned mind.  The sped-up version of Bananaphone.  My eyes bleed and bile gathers in my mind.  The walls of my vision close in, tinged with flickering dark shapes of squamous horror.  Surely the end is coming now.  It must be coming.  All else and the universe is fraudulent and cruel.

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February 27. Feel it. It’s coming.

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Verb 1. abacinate - blind by holding a red-hot metal plate before someone’s eye
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