I’m in the middle of rolling out a new desktop for an intern when a coworker walks by, and my genial nature being what it is, I make a little small talk as they’re passing. This apparently is overheard in one of the offices because a door pops open and a head pops out.
“Oh. Hi Matt.”
“Er, hi?”
“I thought you were Ray (Fernandez).”
“Oh, nope. Bigger. Whiter.”
Reaction: priceless.
