Tag Archives: Comedy

Lowe Value

I’ve surely mentioned our interesting vending machine at work.  The one where you can play a little game after a purchase and get a chance to win a prize?  If not, now I have.  Today I managed to luck out … Continue reading

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Belarus & Roll

Here’s an awesome video by a band from Belarus.  I cannot even BEGIN to express just how damned awesome this thing is.  I want you to watch it.  Several times.  Concentrate on the imagery.  It’s like… OK. Imagine you’re locked … Continue reading

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Taco Night Rules

I love my wife.  I’m telling you, she’s great.  But she should never be allowed to shop for produce for taco night. Yes, I realize that cabbage does look a bit like lettuce.  It does not, however, come across the … Continue reading

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Civ IV Goodies

Playing a quick (ha!) round last night before bed.  I’m watching my message panel, and the following goodies blink by. Judaism has been founded in a distant land! Hapshepsut has adopted Slavery! Me:   …

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IM Snippets

Adam: sounds like you got your wish. Matt: wha? Adam: wang starts. Matt: OH. Yea, OK. Matt: Because I was gonna say, there’s an awful lot of people left here alive for me to have gotten any of my normal … Continue reading

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Conversation of the Day

Between my co-worker and I: Him: “It’s funny how you can try to work with a vendor for hours and not get anywhere, and Alan can just send one short email and they just do what we want them to.” … Continue reading

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Who Asked You

So I’m standing in line at the local store to grab a couple of tickets for the recent OMG XOBX HEUG LOL Mega Millions drawing.  Right as I get up to the counter, some dude behind me who looks like … Continue reading

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Gimme that ol’ time religion…

As always, from the inestimable Mr. Chris… Apparently religion really knows how to get down in Sierra Leone. Seriously. HOW AWESOME IS THIS?

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Action + Santa == AWESOME

Some of my fondest memories of Christmas involve tradition. Traditions like roundhouse kicks and barstools being broken on faces. In that vein, I’d like to offer the following Christmas memory from my teenage years:

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Oh noes! Teh bias!

There is what I would consider a long-running inside joke about ArsTechnica having a bit of a Mac bias. So what do I see today when I’m reading an article?

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